Ktkpk

Today we talk about a very specific disease. It is one of the most common diseases. You must have heard of it. The disease is called 'kaakaiku than kunju pon kunju' (ktkpk). Quite a long name for a disease but the name says it all.

Who is affected:
Only those with children are affected. This is a unique disease that most often affects the female of the species ie. The mothers. Even in the rare cases when it affects the male it is very well hidden that identifying the disease becomes extremely difficult.

Symptoms:(top 5 detrimental symptoms listed in random order)
1. Delusion of having the smartest, most handsome /beautiful baby among the social circle
2. Internal struggle to stop talking about the baby but ending up losing
3. Aggressive behavior ranging from mild irritation to beating up those who foolishly dare to mention anything demeaning about their baby.
4. Delusion that all other babies are easier to manage than their own and secretly taking pride in the thought that their baby is naughty
5. Total denial that the baby has any behavior that is socially disapproved

Note: the person with the disease may exhibit at least 2 or more of these symptoms. Most exhibit all of these in varying degrees.

Treatment:
There is no treatment for this disease in the early years except prevention which is to not have babies.
Treatment though is given by the babies themselves as they grow into teenagers and kick the ass of their parents or simply give the person with the disease a reality check.

Dealing with people with the disease:
All those coming in contact with this person have a few options
1. Use cotton buds
2. Have children of your own
3. Agree with all that is said and use words like 'wow', 'how smart' etc.
4. Never ever just say 'oh' and try to change the topic of conversation lest you bring out the aggressive symptom
5. Give up, accept and simply live through the ordeal which will last a few years.

Warning! younger the child, more aggressive the symptoms.

Note: you might be having this disease and simply may live in denial of it. Watch yourself closely.